My cupboard is full of things useful
and things that are not,
The harder I try to organise it,
the messier it has got!
Whenever I’ve looked for that pretty dress
in my pile of clothes jumbled,
they’ve lost their normal equilibrium
all over me they’ve tumbled!
Lo! I’ve looked for that important documen t
in every cranny and crevice,
A mysterious corner they’ve found
to stick around and hide!
Then when the things are cool and calm
ebbed away has the tide,
I’ve found the thing I was looking for
right in front of my eyes!
Is my cupboard as bewildered
as my addled mind I wonder!
How much life does it take
to get so down and under!
O I hate this mumbo jumbo
that over me does surround,
A silly potato head like me
is the funniest to have around!!!